Original price was: $56.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.
Most people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Pink is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.
| Color | Instant Death Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X |
"Went with the XL and the weight feels balanced and premium. Took it on a road trip last weekend. I'm in Portland, OR. Happy with my purchase."
"Chose the stainless version and the stitching has held up better than expected. Brought it to a tailgate and it performed. I'm in Pittsburgh, PA. Pleasantly surprised."
"Ordered the 3-pack on sale and it feels sturdy in the hand. Brought it camping and it held up fine. Couldn't ask for more at this price."
"Ordered the limited edition and it feels sturdy in the hand. I've had it on the kitchen counter daily. I'm in Tucson, AZ. Pleasantly surprised."
"Got the olive green and the build quality is better than the photos suggested. Used it during a move and nothing shifted. Shipping was quick and the item delivered."
"Picked the gray model and the grip is comfortable for long sessions. It's been my go-to for morning coffee runs. Slightly heavier than expected, still well balanced though. Happy with my purchase."
"Got the white finish and the zipper glides without catching. Took it on a road trip last weekend. Five stars from me."
"Shipping was faster than I expected. Took it to the lake house for the weekend. Wish it came in more colors, otherwise great. I'm in Milwaukee, WI. Glad I went with this one."
"Came earlier than the promised date. Setup took less than five minutes. It lives in my gym bag now. Customer service was helpful when I had a question."
"Got the white finish and the build quality is better than the photos suggested. Carried it through a busy work week. Definitely a repeat customer after this."
