Original price was: $56.00.$28.00Current price is: $28.00.
Most people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Pink is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.
| Color | Instant Death Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Size | XS, S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X |
"Chose the larger size and the finish is clean with no rough edges. It lives in my gym bag now. Customer service was helpful when I had a question."
"Bought the bundle deal and the connectors click in securely. It's been my go-to for morning coffee runs. Definitely a repeat customer after this."
"Tracking info was accurate the whole way. It heats up fast and evenly. Took it on a road trip last weekend. Wish it came in more colors, otherwise great. Exactly what I needed."
"Ordered the refurbished unit and the grip is comfortable for long sessions. Used it at the desk for video calls all month. Shipping was quick and the item delivered."
"Tracking info was accurate the whole way. Compartments keep everything organized. Took it on a road trip last weekend. Took a day longer than estimated to arrive, no big deal. Customer service was helpful when I had a question."
"Ordered the 3-pack on sale and the battery easily lasts a full day of use. Brought it camping and it held up fine. Exactly what I needed."
"Bought the starter kit and the connectors click in securely. Took it to the lake house for the weekend. Would buy again."
"Got the olive green and the material feels solid and well-made. Used it during a move and nothing shifted. I'm in Phoenix, AZ. Worth the money."
"Packaging was secure and nothing moved. It does exactly what it's supposed to do. I use it in the garage most evenings. Five stars from me."
"Chose the king size and the build quality is better than the photos suggested. Used it during a move and nothing shifted. Five stars from me."
